7ft-tall-shadow-creature:

sharlatan-ka:

Ben and Jerry’s is dangerous ice cream… capitalizes on the evolutionary human instinct to dig for chunks… before you know it half the pint gone

the children yearn for the mines

rotting-girl:

zicygomar:

what

WHAT

partywithponies:

221bspooky:

Dear tumblr staff,

stop. its ok. you don’t need to do these things. just focus on functionality(like the video player). we don’t need these little updates when somethings(like the video player) need your focus. thank you for your time but really, tumblr looks great. try to fix more important things(like the video player) so that we can all properly enjoy the features of tumblr(like the video player)

This post is a decade old this year.

tourdion:

classic post rant quora phrase

amtrak-official:

Have you earned anon asks back yet?

yes, we have learned our lesson

no, we’re still fucking obsessed with train sex and are not good enough for anon

shinigami-thighs:

eggsploded:

the sinners sorted by what i think they would name a orange cat

texaschainsawmascara:

play-now-my-lord:

blachernaepalace:

i love the ideology on this site that gnc cis people are Epic and Break Boundaries All The Time but trans people constantly Enforce Gender Stereotypes

they come by it honestly, this is basically standard dogma in US gender studies/queer studies/women’s studies, reflects a vision of gender transgression as a fun party trick for people who can afford it rather than as a lived experience which people have all kinds of levels of agency in

headlessichthys:

how did evil limbus company even meet sonya

556ch0cl8:

AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

trannyboybreakdowns:

bitches love me for my autistic hand posture and the way i always look vaguely out of place like someones lost toddler

kratomine: